10 Scary Facts from the Islamic State!
1. Yeah the Mujahideen does slaughter —- and distributes the free meat to local people during Eid and Ramadan.
2. Every sister must wear Niqab or else —- she will be given a peaceful reminder and a free niqab as a gift.
3. Most Muhajireen are extreme(ly) —- in love with junk food and Nutella is on the top of their favorite-food list.
4. There are only two groups of people that are allowed here —- either you’re a Muhajirin (foreigner) or an Ansari (local).
5. When you heard a gun shot (not during war time) —- probably there’s a wedding or any celebration. We don’t have random shooting by someone with mental disorder. (Mr. Obama please note this point!)
6. Unlike the kuffar we don’t celebrate the victory by drinking the beer —- Rather we always make Takbeer and thank Allāh.
7. Sisters can’t drive —- only in Saudi. In the Islamic State, sisters can drive freely with no restriction. (I drove only once, if you want more article about sisters driving in the IS, fund me so I can buy a car).
8. Even if you don’t speak Arabic —- the arabic speaker will keep talking to you in arabic so atleast know these words : la, naam and khalaas.
9. We don’t have James Bond —- But we have Abdul Waheeb the Boss! (If you don’t know him, ask Mr. Google).
10. Once you have made Hijrah to IS —- you have become a TERRORIST!